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"I like you, kid. You've got moxy. For your first job, get that blonde over there to come suck me off, right here in front of everyone."
"Sir... that's my mother."
"... well, you should have an easy time convincing her, then."
You hit every nail on the head, haha. Right down to those crazies with the jesus signs on 5 Corners!
When i visited last year after being away for 3 or 4 years, everything was so different, yet the same. So many new apartment structures even in my own little neighborhood around Elm Drive. I even worked at Stream *shudders* - not that my call center job is any better over here. But i do miss the lush plantlife (thick, colourful bushes, huge tall trees ... don't have that kinda thing here - at least not as thickly, or as pretty - no tall trees at all, really ...), and i miss the mountains always in the background. Sorry for rambling on your piece here, but even though there is nothing to do (Haha, the only thing to do in Chilliwack is go to Vancouver, haha, perfect ... or Abbotsford if you're cheap), it made me homesick. Thanks for this funny trip down memory lane!
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"The more i see, the less i believe." - Frontline Assembly.
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